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Our Mission Statement

In 2007 my show horse contracted EPM. This kicked off a frustrating try-fail cycle of using one treatment after another. All of which did little to cure the cause, and mostly masked the symptoms. So I took it upon myself to help my equine friend live a full life. 

this disease (EPM) turned out to be a parasitic affliction. The answer was simple, kill off the freeloading parasites. I created the Wormless recipe with this in mind. My equine is rid of EPM parasites, and he went on to be a multiple World and Reserve World champion.

The efficiency of this formula and protocol made me wonder, what other ailments could our horses be rid of with the right herbal remedy. Ulcers? You betcha. Trouble with mare’s getting in foal? No problem. Poor semen quality? Not anymore. That evolved into developing our own daily vitamin mixture, joint and bone supplement, sleep deprivation assistance, adrenal support for those oddities and non-sweaters, and finally a complete supplement that is a combination of them all.

With over a decade of research, refinement, and use It is our hope that these same natural, plant-based formulas can promote a happy life for your equines as they have for all those that have called Potato Patch Farms home.

Note: this is currently an incomplete list of everything we offer. Bear with us as we develop logos and get the site set up. If you have need of adrenal support, calming and sleeping assistance, a daily supplement for all your horse’s nutritional needs, or a complete supplement to cover all of your bases, please email us at potatopatchfarms@gmail.com.

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Bad Ass Hormone Balancer (BAHB)

Support your horse from the inside out.
The Bad Ass Hormone Balancer is a 100% natural, herbal-packed formula designed to help restore balance to your horse’s hormonal, metabolic, and immune systems. Developed and perfected at Potato Patch Farms, this blend has transformed the health and well-being of our horses — from anxiety relief to improved metabolism, immune response, and overall contentment.

Key Benefits:

  • Supports healthy hormone production and balance in the hypothalamus, pituitary, pineal, thyroid, and adrenal glands
  • Helps manage anhidrosis (non-sweating), metabolic imbalances, and difficulty gaining weight or building top-line muscle
  • Promotes relaxation and contentment in anxious or high-strung horses
  • Encourages healthy shedding, tolerance to heat/cold, and stable energy levels

Herbal & Nutritional Powerhouse:

  • Hypothalamus support:the control center of the entire hormone system of your horse’s body. If you support this part, the rest of the system will perform beautifully. – Herbs specifically for this and found in our BAHB: Chinese Ginseng, Ginger, Garlic, Gota Kola, Ginkgo Bilbao, Bacopa, Monnieri.
  • Pituitary & Pineal support: proper sleep/restfulness hormone production supports the thyroid, adrenals, and reproductive organs in producing and maintaining proper hormone levels. Herbs specifically for this are found in our BAHB: Holy Basil, Lobelia, Lion’s Mane, and Nettle.
  • Thyroid support: proper metabolic balance production. When the system is out of balance, the following can occur:1) hyperthyroid, which is seen outwardly as an inability to maintain weight regardless of the amount of quality food consumption,2) Hypothyroid, which is seen outwardly as obesity without overfeeding coupled with excessive fatigue, poor work ethic, “asleep on the job”, or lack of alertness-Both scenarios, hyper and hypo, can show additional symptoms manifesting as any of the following: over-sensitivity to heat or cold, inability to sweat, excessive breathing during and after a routine workout, holding onto hair during shedding seasons, shivering easily, slow hair growth but then excess production of hair coat later, dropping weight when under emotional stress, etc. Herbs specifically for thyroid and found in our BAHB: Chinese Ginseng, Echinacea, Garlic, Licorice, Macaroni, Holy Basil Lemon Balm, Gotu Kola, Ashwagandha, Bacopa, Kelp, Rieshi, Cordycepts. Adrenals – produce hormones for both our energetic and relaxation needs.
  • Adrenal support: produce hormones for both our energetic and relaxation needs.1)“wakefulness” or energy to support daily activities (horses suffering from over- laziness or undue aversion (grumpiness) to work are often deficient in the necessary “wakefulness” hormones. – Herbs specifically for this and some of what is found in our Rhodiola, Ashwagandha, Chinese Ginseng, Maca, Holy Basil, Licorice, and more2)“Restful and relaxation” hormones needed to balance an over-anxious state of existence. Excessive stall (or lot) walking is often an indicator of this but ranges all the way to sleep deprivation and narcolepsy. If you are concerned that your horse is experiencing these debilitating issues, please also see our “Just Chill” herbal/amino acid combination. It is beneficial for them. “Just Chill” further supports the “restfulness” hormone production for more severe cases. “Just Chill” formula: Barberry, Cinnamon, Lemon balm, Valerian, Vervain, Skullcap, Shatavari, Lavender, Anise, Nettle,

Feeding Protocol:

  • Load: 1 scoop twice daily for 10 days
  • Maintenance: 1 scoop daily

Why it works:
By supporting the control centers of your horse’s hormone system, BAHB helps correct misfiring signals that affect appetite, energy, stress response, sweating, shedding, weight, and overall vitality. Whether your horse struggles with over-anxiety, heat sensitivity, poor weight gain, or post-illness recovery, this formula addresses multiple systems at once — naturally.

Note: Avoid grains containing wheat, wheat byproducts, GMO grains, and soy, as they can exacerbate hormone imbalance.